God Went to Beauty School

Cynthia Rylant
HarperTempest June 2003 0060094338 $14.99
64 pages 7-1/2 x 5-1/2 Ages 9-12
Sometimes irreverence is the best
path to understanding God as Cynthia Rylant proves with
her twenty-three free verse poems that give readers a
jolt in their thinking about the supreme deity. Rylant’s
writing has always shown her wondering nature and this
book makes it clear that on-going questioning has led
her to very personal relationship with God, a
relationship she now shares with readers as she asks
them to imagine with her.
What better way to imagine the unimaginable
than to see God in the most human situations? Rylant
immediately disarms readers with the title poem, “God
Went to Beauty School” that begins: “He went there to
learn how to give a good perm.” God gets into nails
because “He’d always loved hands- / hands were some of
the best things He’d ever done.” God even opens His own
shop “Nails by Jim”. “He was afraid to call it /
‘Nails by God’ “ because “people might / Think He was
being / Disrespectful and using His own name in vain.
And nobody would tip.”
The tone of this first poem continues
throughout the book as Rylant glorifies God in human
terms, allowing us to know His feelings in a way that
explains much and makes Him real. Rylant’s voice is
lyrical and humorous as she pokes fun at human
hypocrisy, seeing our ridiculous through sublime eyes
and capturing the essence of God, His love of beauty and
the way He sees the divine in everything. Rylant writes
with the confidence of a writer who has been lauded many
times for her originality, creative spirit, and
willingness to examine truths that others would not
touch. Her daring is as inspirational as her results.
Part of the book’s success is due to her
unpretentious style. It’s simple, spare, and as soulful
as a good country song. Each poem begins with
implausibility and follows with a vignette so rooted in
normality that by the end you believe in the poem and in
the persona she creates. Sure, why wouldn’t God fall
twenty times on roller blades, or accuse a doctor of
being “pretty good / at playing me”? It makes sense that
God gets a dog because He’d made that dog and “somehow
He was responsible” and he’s also got somebody “keeping
His feet warm at night.” When Rylant gives us God in
our own image, we understand how fear started the skip
in God’s heart “when He first heard / that some people/
didn’t believe in Him”, or got into a fight in a bar
when somebody said something bad about Jesus, or felt
the “Light inside Him grow dimmer and dimmer” when he
worked a desk job.
The audience for this book? Those who are
mature enough to catch the gibes on society and clever
references. Those open enough to consider, wonder and
make old beliefs new again.
-Susie Wilde
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